“Paul Jay Steward’s novel of short stories, Dirt, Danger, and Darkness is a variety show of caving macabre. The author is your host as he appears throughout the book as if to say, “Welcome to my nightmare.” Every page is filled with wry commentary and twisted wit as Paul guides you through caving anecdotes and tales that will make you paranoid enough to avoid the dark recesses of your own garage. This book not only held my interest, it also gave me the creeps and made me laugh out loud. I heartily recommend this one.”